Monday, April 11, 2016

YOU KNOW YOU'RE A GRANDFATHER WHEN...

You know you're a grandfather when you've had your nose tweaked, your hair pulled, your eyes poked, your ears bitten, your stomach punched, your crotch slammed, your clothes smeared and your feet stepped on, and still you enjoy every minute of it!

Sunday, April 3, 2016

Press conference at the White House!

This morning, I addressed the nation on very important and urgent matters. Among the issues covered, was the impending need for cartoonists to earn wages equal to Donald Trump's fee for public speaking engagements!