THE SENIOR SHOWER

More On The Inevitable Aging Process!

                                       (Or going from Humphrey Bogart to Walter Brennan!)

THE WONDERS OF ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE!

Believe it or not, everything in this photo is absolutely real...

except for the tux!

TURNING 74 TODAY!

It's been a long journey but I'm hoping it is far from over!

Portrait of the Cartoonist, as an Old Man on July 3rd, 2025

FATHER'S DAY, 2025

This is a good moment to watch A BEAR FOR PUNISHMENT, the classic Father's Day cartoon from Chuck Jones, which incidentally, was released in 1951, the same year I was born!

So anyway, Happy Fathers Day...including myself!

PHILOSOPHY 101

As you get older, you'll find you stumble into things more often than not.

THE CLARINET THERAPY!

 

It doesn't matter if you play horribly (like me) or not, the simple fact that you're playing it

will help you relax and release all your anxieties and tensions!

APRIL'S FOOL

Sometimes, you just have to play the role of a fool to fool the fool who thinks he is fooling you.

ANOTHER CHAPTER ON ACTING

MY ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE GIRLFRIEND!

When you get to be over 70 and you're single, you realize you are destined to remain basically alone for the rest of your life. Women are not interested in 70 year old guys and you should accept that fact. But do not despair. Thanks to Artificial Intelligence and CGIs, you can enjoy a healthy fake relationship with a non-existent woman! Enjoy yourself...it's later than you think!

The Search is Over!

                                         At last, after so many years, I have just found myself!

"There I am!"

BACK IN 1951

Now anyone can have their picture on the front page of any newspaper.

Thank you, Photoshop!

Discussing politics, sports and religion with friends!

This is a cartoon I posted in 2020 but it hasn't lost its relevance.

Incredibly, I've lost more friendships arguing about these three subjects more than any other topics

 and guess what --- I don't even really care about politics, religion or sports!

The Senior Freeze-Frame Effect!

The Armchair Philosopher!

ZOOM Filters

When you're doing ZOOM meetings, it's always a good idea to try and look your best!

CLARINETITIS!

First performed in 1697, William Congreve's play The Mourning Bride includes as its first line, “Music hath charms to soothe the wild beast, to soften rocks, or bend a knotted oak,” implying that the rhythm and sounds in music can calm even one with a violent, aggressive nature. In the matter of my clarinet playing, it has a quite different effect!

IT'S ALWAYS SOMETHING!

 

PARIS 2024 OLYMPIC GAMESSZZZ

Maybe the Olympic Games are something really exciting and universally regarded as a spectacle

 chock-full of thrills and spills but to yours truly, they are just one big snooze fest!

RECOLLECTIONS

 

                               I guess when it comes to aging, it's all about going back to basics!