ALWAYS LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE!

 

Sleeping Positions With A Kid

Whenever I visit my grandchildren, there's always that bonding moment where

you go to bed with one of them. The experience can be somewhat distressing if you

don't know beforehand what this adventure entails.

AWFUL MOMENTS

YOU KNOW YOU'RE REALLY OLD WHEN...

As you get on in years, you find yourself a little clumsier, a little more absent-minded and a little more klutzy in every way there is. Don't worry! As an old man, you're expected to drop things, fall constantly everywhere, make inappropriate comments and generally, making a nuisance out of yourself. In short, you become a master of low comedy. That's life!

THE AIRFLIGHT EXPERIENCE

 

Life's Most Humiliating Moments!

 

ACTING!

With the Academy Awards Ceremony coming up next month, it is with great joy and pride that I submit my nomination for acting in a real life drama.

Trying to watch the Green Comet...

Breakfast Tips

THE CHICKEN OR THE EGG?

And the existential question persists : Who came first?

STILL MORE SENIOR MOMENTS

And of course, this happens when I go into the kitchen, the bathroom, the bedroom, the supermarket, 

the shopping mall, etc. (And also, sometimes I open my laptop and forget what was I going to do!!!)

More Senior Moments!

But I'm almost sure even millennials have trouble with this!

THE GRIEF OF PAINTING

A few weeks ago, I offered to help a girl friend of mine to pick up a very large and heavy painting from her home and take it to a gallery as a consignment for sale. While I was trying to pack it with bubble wrap, the frame tilted a bit, hit an armchair and suffered a slight rip of the canvas. The restoration of the artwork cost me close to a thousand dollars.  The moral of the story? 

Never try to pick up a heavy framed painting by yourself and NEVER try to impress a girl friend!

THE SELF-FRISKING TECHNIQUE

And as you grow older, some things become essential, like the self-frisking technique before you leave the house...

ANOTHER SENIOR MOMENT!

 

THE CASE OF THE MISSING WALLET!

Glad I found it before I called the banks to cancel my credit cards, though!

You Know You're a City Slicker When...

 

PICK UP AFTER YOUR DOG!

I do not have a dog and I do not intend to have one ever again...I had enough mutts when I was growing up, and later, when my son was a small kid. Those times are past. But the question persists:

why do so many dog owners forget to pick up after their flea-bitten mongrels? 

ANOTHER INSTALLMENT OF THE GOOD AND THE NOT SO GOOD!

 

Got my COVID-19 Booster Shot Today!

And I'm now ready for all the ones that follow!