BIRTH CERTIFICATE CHECK

CAR, CAR, WHERE IS MY CAR?

OUR FIRST EARTHQUAKE OF 2026!

The first earth tremor of 2026 hit our region at about 7:59 AM today. 6.5 magnitude. No big deal. 

I've grown accustomed to these telluric movements since I felt my first one back in 1957!

ACTING...ON THE GOLF COURSE

You may stink at golf but remember: no matter how lousy you are at every sport, the main thing is to act like a pro and forge ahead even if you're just a clumsy bum like me!

THE COMMANDMENT NOBODY KNOWS ABOUT!

THROUGH THE LOOKING EYEGLASS!

THE SENIOR SHOWER

THINGS I'VE LEARNED SO FAR!

MONSTER BURGER!

I love hamburgers. I even think hamburgers are my most favorite food in the world. But sometimes, hamburgers can be a bit of a problem when certain hamburger joints go nuts with their promotional campaigns and try to outsize the competition. Really, there's no mouth big enough to take a bite out of these massive creations! (However, that doesn't stop me. I'll accept the challenge!)

HOW OLD AM I ?

The old body joints ain't what they used to be!

DOING MY OWN STUNTS!

The new MISSION : IMPOSSIBLE movie is out and the stunts done by star Tom Cruise are amazing, plus the fact that he does them all by himself is nothing short of remarkable. However, in all modesty, I must confess I've also done my own stunts all through my life!

PHILOSOPHY 101

As you get older, you'll find you stumble into things more often than not.

AWKWARD MOMENTS!

MORAL OF THE STORY : A simple "Hi" would've been enough because you know,

 it was not nice to meet him!

ALEXA'S WAKE UP SCARE!

BAD DAY AT THE SUPERMARKET

You know you're doomed when you drop a can of soda at the wrong place and at the wrong time. 

Unfortunately, my Health Insurance doesn't cover being mauled by a tattooed gorilla

 in a supermarket aisle.

MORE ON ACTING!

MORE GOOD AND NOT SO GOOD MOMENTS IN LIFE!

That Darn Photoshop!

And after the heart attack...go and do it all over again!

The Search is Over!

                                         At last, after so many years, I have just found myself!

"There I am!"

More Awkward Moments!

I realize this situation is so far-fetched, there's no way in the world anyone else can relate to this

 same experience...or am I wrong?