My Updated Press Conference at the White House.

 

As always, I must clarify that my press conference at the White House is held just at a white house and not the actual White House in Washington, D.C.

MESSAGE FROM THE WHITE HOUSE!

And now, here's a brief sound bite from my morning conference at the White House. (Not the actual White House in Washington, D.C., but just a white house).

Thank you, very much!

Press conference at the White House!

This morning, I addressed the nation on very important and urgent matters. Among the issues covered, was the impending need for cartoonists to earn wages equal to Donald Trump's fee for public speaking engagements!