WHEN ADVERSITY TAKES OVER...

YOU'RE DOOMED WHEN...

SENIOR STYLE

CLOSE ENCOUNTERS!

MORE GOOD AND NOT SO GOOD MOMENTS IN LIFE!

WATCHING THE ARTEMIS II MISSION!

ME AND THE EASTER BUNNY!

BIRTH CERTIFICATE CHECK

CAR, CAR, WHERE IS MY CAR?

OSCAR NIGHT 2026

This is what happens when old geezers like me watch the Oscars when you haven't seen any of the nominated films and you couldn't care less about the nominees. ( Thank God for Marilyn Monroe!)

MORE WORDS TO LIVE BY!

WHEN SHOULD YOU THROW AWAY A PERFECTLY GOOD SUIT?

Even a "perfectly good" suit should be retired or thrown away when it is no longer structurally sound, no longer fits your body, or is severely out of style. A well-maintained, high-quality suit typically lasts between five and fifteen years.

THE SIGNALS FROM YOUR HOME APPLIANCES

ACTING 101

CLARINET PRACTICE IN THE BEDROOM...

The snake charmer flute produces a high-pitched, droning sound used to "charm" snakes, which actually react to the visual movement and vibrations of the instrument, not the music.  On the other hand, if the vibrations of a clarinet can charm one of the belts in my closet, then I don't know what! 

VALENTINE'S DAY 2026!

Just be careful when smelling the roses!

Anyway...enjoy your Valentine's Day!

LOVE OUT OF STOCK!

 I've reached a point in my life where love is simply not in the menu and I accept it as one of the many inevitable facts of getting older!

VALENTINE'S DAY GIRL-IN-A-BOX

BREAKING NEWS!

THE GROUNDHOG DAY MYSTERY!