Hallelujah! Christmas Time is Here!

  MERRY CHRISTMAS, EVERYONE!

TWO SHADES OF GRINCH

Yes! Don't get me wrong.  I enthusiastically love Christmas but there's another side to the Yuletide Season I just simply hate...and that is the crowds at department stores, the long, long lines at cashiers, the prices being hiked up on everything and the fact that it's all over, done with and gone so quickly.  Still, unlike the Grinch, I have never, ever hated Christmas. 

CHRISTMAS 2025 WISH LIST!

I have compiled a very exhaustive and thorough list of great gifts I would like to receive on this Christmas Season. And if past history serves as a guide, I know very well my list will be ignored as it typically has been the case for the last 70 plus years...but who cares! It's always a delightful exercise to think about all those lovely girls I know I'll never meet!

ACTING! (The Christmas Sweater Performance)

Christmas is the season for gifting and receiving...and Yuletide themed sweaters are among the top favorite gifts exchanged between family and friends. If you are a good actor, you will wear your Xmas sweater with phony but very convincing pride!

The Christmas Tree Squirrel

ELF ON THE CLARINET!

Apparently, the Elf on the Shelf has no taste in music!

DECEMBER!

                                                 The Season to be jolly, all over again!

Finally, I've become a NOBEL PRIZE Winner!

HAPPY THANKSGIVING DAY 2025!

ACTING! - WHEN YOU LOOK AT CLEAVAGE!

 

            “Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it. It's too risky. You get a sense of it and then you look away.” ― Jerry Seinfeld

WHEN YOU'RE GROUCHY, YOU'RE GROUCHY!

...and of course, I next bumped into the store window glass!

THE WONDERFUL WORLD OF NEIGHBORS!

 

I don't get it! If people know they have neighbors downstairs...why don't they try to be less noisy, especially at night?  ANSWER: People are basically stupid! 

Am I beginning to sound like a grumpy old man?  ANSWER: You betcha!

ATTACK OF THE KILLER PUMPKINHEAD

MY INVISIBLE MAN HALLOWEEN COSTUME

THE ESCALATOR FROM HELL!

October is the best month to watch horror films. This one hasn't been filmed yet but

it would be a  great horror film premise, don'tcha think?

GOOGLING YOU

In the old days, all your first dates were largely based on mutual trust and common interests taken mostly at face value and if you possessed the gift of gab you could easily win your date's confidence.  However, that gave way to a lot of pretending, lying and making up all sorts of deceitful stories.  Google has put an end to those cheap tactics. Now anyone can check up on your bio records and instantly know if you're a fake, an impostor or the real McCoy!

OKTOBERFEST

I don't like beer but October has many other amenities worth exploring!

ACTING...ON THE GOLF COURSE

You may stink at golf but remember: no matter how lousy you are at every sport, the main thing is to act like a pro and forge ahead even if you're just a clumsy bum like me!

MY GQ STYLE

THE SOUNDS OF OLD AGE

I'm finding out that senior citizens' bodies work in a different way with each passing year.