ANOTHER SENIOR MOMENT...

No matter how dignified you try to spend your autumn years, there's always something to spoil it!

SENIOR DAZE

 

THE PARALLEL UNIVERSE!

I may be a complete unknown here on earth, but somewhere in a Parallel Universe, I am a celebrity with                                                                   several credits to my name!

                  In this Parallel Universe, I star in a JB 007 sequel : The Old Geezer With The Gun

                    

In this Universe, I become an amazing action performer starring in OPERATION BLASTOFF!

I'm also the mature leading man in an art house film...

An over-the-hill romantic lead in a nostalgic RomCom...

Playing an Old Writer in a classic light comedy...

Getting laughs as an absent-minded film historian in a Screwball Comedy...

...and I even get to play a Cary Grant-type character in a political comedy.

Here,  I'm featured as a Mexican immigrant in a comedic blockbuster!

Finally,  I get to star as a member of a fraternity of movie buffs in a slapstick comedy!

In this Parallel Universe,  I am also drawn as a 

cartoon in a series of animated shorts!!!

So, where is this Parallel Universe at? I want to live there!!!

When Your Therapist Is Cutting Edge...

WHAT DAY IS THIS?

When every day seems to blend into the other without any difference, that's a sure sign you're in a routine slump, which is quite normal if you are over 70 years old!

What strikes fear into the hearts of men?

ANSWER: A hypodermic needle!

YOUR BRAIN WORKING OVERTIME...

Never underestimate the power of your brain!

MY THREE MOVIES

I am not an actor but even so, during my life I have participated in several stage plays and TV shows which are all best remain forgotten. However,  my brief career in movies is documented in the IMDb. I didn't have a relevant role in any of these films but  at least my name appears during the end credits roller.

 

 I realize none of these films was a box office success but at least to me, they remain as a record of my fleeting presence in the film industry! And here are some screen grabs from those screen appearances:

HASTA MORIR (1994)

BORRAR DE LA MEMORIA (2010)

   

NOVARO - EL COLOSO MEXICANO (2017)

 

The trouble is I am now so famous I can't go anywhere without people instantly ignoring me!

ADVICE FROM THE OLD MASTER

IT'S ONLY MONEY...RIGHT?

And you keep wondering "where did it all go?"

GOOGLE ANSWERS

AGAIN, MORE SENIOR MOMENTS

Somehow, as you grow older, you learn how to maneuver in order to keep things

 from falling off your decrepit old hands!

A SENIOR JOKE

This began as a private joke made by my grandson Antonio about me during one of my many mishaps with my family in NYC, but I can totally see this becoming a regular series: “The misadventures of Señor Citizen” coming to a bookstore and nursery home near you!

THANK YOU FOR YOUR COMMENTS ON MY B'DAY!

I celebrated my 75th birthday yesterday and it was a nice and warm feeling to receive so many greetings and congratulations from family and friends. To all of those who remembered me, I say thank you very much from the bottom of my heart for taking the time to send me a comment. Hope to hear from you again next year...if I make it!

SUMMER VACATION HIGHLIGHTS

NEW YORK, NEW YORK

TECHNOLOGY IS HERE TO HELP YOU...OR IS IT?

WHEN ADVERSITY TAKES OVER...

YOU'RE DOOMED WHEN...