MONSTER BURGER!

I love hamburgers. I even think hamburgers are my most favorite food in the world. But sometimes, hamburgers can be a bit of a problem when certain hamburger joints go nuts with their promotional campaigns and try to outsize the competition. Really, there's no mouth big enough to take a bite out of these massive creations! (However, that doesn't stop me. I'll accept the challenge!)

FATHER'S DAY, 2025

This is a good moment to watch A BEAR FOR PUNISHMENT, the classic Father's Day cartoon from Chuck Jones, which incidentally, was released in 1951, the same year I was born!

So anyway, Happy Fathers Day...including myself!

HOW OLD AM I ?

The old body joints ain't what they used to be!

DOING MY OWN STUNTS!

The new MISSION : IMPOSSIBLE movie is out and the stunts done by star Tom Cruise are amazing, plus the fact that he does them all by himself is nothing short of remarkable. However, in all modesty, I must confess I've also done my own stunts all through my life!

PHILOSOPHY 101

As you get older, you'll find you stumble into things more often than not.

AWKWARD MOMENTS!

MORAL OF THE STORY : A simple "Hi" would've been enough because you know,

 it was not nice to meet him!

ALEXA'S WAKE UP SCARE!

BAD DAY AT THE SUPERMARKET

You know you're doomed when you drop a can of soda at the wrong place and at the wrong time. 

Unfortunately, my Health Insurance doesn't cover being mauled by a tattooed gorilla

 in a supermarket aisle.

MORE ON ACTING!

THE CLARINET THERAPY!

 

It doesn't matter if you play horribly (like me) or not, the simple fact that you're playing it

will help you relax and release all your anxieties and tensions!

OUTER SPACE CHRONICLES

HAPPY EASTER 2025!

The Moment Before Disaster Struck...

What can you say after you say you're sorry?

APRIL'S FOOL

Sometimes, you just have to play the role of a fool to fool the fool who thinks he is fooling you.

MORE GOOD AND NOT SO GOOD MOMENTS IN LIFE!

The Gulf of Mexico is the Gulf of Mexico is the Gulf of Mexico!

And it will always be the Gulf of Mexico in spite of what any

 random idiot with limited power might decree.

                                               

That's me who said that!

ANOTHER CHAPTER ON ACTING

VALENTINE'S DAY, 2025

And back to the romantic Valentine's Day dinner!

THAT'S DANCING!

Dancing was never my strong point but a few days ago, I learned some impromptu Terpsichorean moves worthy of  Fred Astaire, Gene Kelly or John Travolta even, when I slammed a door shut right on my index finger! The pain must have triggered my prancing muscles, for I pirouetted around the room as if I was having a St.Vitus seizure!

MY ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE GIRLFRIEND!

When you get to be over 70 and you're single, you realize you are destined to remain basically alone for the rest of your life. Women are not interested in 70 year old guys and you should accept that fact. But do not despair. Thanks to Artificial Intelligence and CGIs, you can enjoy a healthy fake relationship with a non-existent woman! Enjoy yourself...it's later than you think!