THE VOLCANO IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD

THE FLOOR IS LAVA!

Recent activity from the Popo volcano, about 32 miles from my home, have set the red alert warning all over the area. Of course, no lava yet in my living room which, incidentally, is on a third floor.

WHAT'S THE POINT?

Any way you look at it, entering cartoon contests is a waste of your time and effort!

Even if you're a winner, there's no money in it and you're never hired for a well-paying job!

If you're ever invited, skip it!