SENIOR DAZE

 

THE PARALLEL UNIVERSE!

I may be a complete unknown here on earth, but somewhere in a Parallel Universe, I am a celebrity with                                                                   several credits to my name!

                  In this Parallel Universe, I star in a JB 007 sequel : The Old Geezer With The Gun

                    

In this Universe, I become an amazing action performer starring in OPERATION BLASTOFF!

I'm also the mature leading man in an art house film...

An over-the-hill romantic lead in a nostalgic RomCom...

Playing an Old Writer in a classic light comedy...

Getting laughs as an absent-minded film historian in a Screwball Comedy...

...and I even get to play a Cary Grant-type character in a political comedy.

Here,  I'm featured as a Mexican immigrant in a comedic blockbuster!

Finally,  I also get to appear in a Laurel & Hardy homage compilation.

In this Parallel Universe,  I am also drawn as a 

cartoon in a series of animated shorts!!!

So, where is this Parallel Universe at? I want to live there!!!

When Your Therapist Is Cutting Edge...

WHAT DAY IS THIS?

When every day seems to blend into the other without any difference, that's a sure sign you're in a routine slump, which is quite normal if you are over 70 years old!

What strikes fear into the hearts of men?

ANSWER: A hypodermic needle!

YOUR BRAIN WORKING OVERTIME...

Never underestimate the power of your brain!

ADVICE FROM THE OLD MASTER

IT'S ONLY MONEY...RIGHT?

And you keep wondering "where did it all go?"

GOOGLE ANSWERS

AGAIN, MORE SENIOR MOMENTS

Somehow, as you grow older, you learn how to maneuver in order to keep things

 from falling off your decrepit old hands!

A SENIOR JOKE

This began as a private joke made by my grandson Antonio about me during one of my many mishaps with my family in NYC, but I can totally see this becoming a regular series: “The misadventures of Señor Citizen” coming to a bookstore and nursery home near you!

75th BIRTHDAY!

A 75th birthday is widely celebrated as a Diamond Jubilee. It represents a lifetime of strength, wisdom, and resilience. Diamonds are used to symbolize this milestone because the gem is formed under deep pressure and lasts forever, just like the memories created over 75 years. (At least, that's what they say!)

       

My 75th Birthday cartoon reimagined as a 3D CG Image!

SUMMER VACATION HIGHLIGHTS

HAPPY FATHER'S DAY 2026!

Wishing all fathers, cartoon or otherwise, a very happy Father's Day!

NEW YORK, NEW YORK

TECHNOLOGY IS HERE TO HELP YOU...OR IS IT?

OLD AGE SYNDROME

YOU'RE DOOMED WHEN...

SENIOR STYLE

TODAY IS THE INTERNATIONAL CHILDREN'S DAY!