OUTER SPACE CHRONICLES

More Awkward Moments!

I realize this situation is so far-fetched, there's no way in the world anyone else can relate to this

 same experience...or am I wrong?

VALENTINE'S DAY, 2024!

After many years of singlehood, I think maybe the time has come to replace my Cupid,

 whose on target average has been 00.00!

In the meantime, may I wish everyone a Happy Valentine's Day with these great pictures of my favorite blonde, Marilyn Monroe!

THE VOLCANO IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD

HAPPY EASTER 2023!

I thought the Easter Bunny came to hide the Easter Eggs but as it turns out, there's also an Easter Egg who delivers Chocolate Easter Bunnies!

But never fear...the Easter Bunny is still here!

The perfect Holy Week vacation!

Oh, yes! I'm having the perfect Holy Week vacation!

THE AIRFLIGHT EXPERIENCE

 

Life's Most Humiliating Moments!

 

ACTING! Part 2

 Pretending you're a Champion Runner...

...one minute before you get charley's horse!

Valentine's Day, 2023!

Trying to watch the Green Comet...

The Alexa Yoga Pose of the Day!

I guess yoga is for younger, lither, more supple bodies than mine.

My New Year's Resolution List

When your mind simply flatlines...

STARTING 2023 WITH THE RIGHT FOOT!

MY CUTTING EDGE ELF

 

My Elf On The Shelf thought he'd cut to the chase with this year's pranks!

THE ABOMINABLE SNOWMAN

Five seconds after this image, I was eating a knuckle sandwich!

CHRISTMAS TIME!

FIGHTING THE WORLD!

As one gets older, the entire world seems to be heading into a different direction than you. Why is that?

The Witch Doctor.

I have never been to a psychiatrist or a psychologist and have never attended any kind of therapy or counseling but consulting a Witch Doctor has always intrigued me.

Signs of the Halloween Season

Maybe getting your head chopped off by the Headless Horseman is a bit too radical a sign for the oncoming Halloween but the relentless merchandising of Halloween stuff everywhere may well be the next worst thing about the Halloween Season. And wait...Christmas is coming right behind it!