MONSTER BURGER!

I love hamburgers. I even think hamburgers are my most favorite food in the world. But sometimes, hamburgers can be a bit of a problem when certain hamburger joints go nuts with their promotional campaigns and try to outsize the competition. Really, there's no mouth big enough to take a bite out of these massive creations! (However, that doesn't stop me. I'll accept the challenge!)

HOW OLD AM I ?

The old body joints ain't what they used to be!

DOING MY OWN STUNTS!

The new MISSION : IMPOSSIBLE movie is out and the stunts done by star Tom Cruise are amazing, plus the fact that he does them all by himself is nothing short of remarkable. However, in all modesty, I must confess I've also done my own stunts all through my life!

AWKWARD MOMENTS!

MORAL OF THE STORY : A simple "Hi" would've been enough because you know,

 it was not nice to meet him!

ALEXA'S WAKE UP SCARE!

BAD DAY AT THE SUPERMARKET

You know you're doomed when you drop a can of soda at the wrong place and at the wrong time. 

Unfortunately, my Health Insurance doesn't cover being mauled by a tattooed gorilla

 in a supermarket aisle.

MORE ON ACTING!

OUTER SPACE CHRONICLES

The Moment Before Disaster Struck...

What can you say after you say you're sorry?

BACK FROM THE OPTOMETRIST!

 I think I look very cool...and not at all like a nerd!

MORE GOOD AND NOT SO GOOD MOMENTS IN LIFE!

ANOTHER CHAPTER ON ACTING

MY ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE GIRLFRIEND!

When you get to be over 70 and you're single, you realize you are destined to remain basically alone for the rest of your life. Women are not interested in 70 year old guys and you should accept that fact. But do not despair. Thanks to Artificial Intelligence and CGIs, you can enjoy a healthy fake relationship with a non-existent woman! Enjoy yourself...it's later than you think!

The Cheap Christmas Tree

As long as the little lights are twinkling and the Christmas spirit is big...who cares about the size?

Warning The Grandkids!

The Senior Freeze-Frame Effect!

The Armchair Philosopher!

CLARINETITIS!

First performed in 1697, William Congreve's play The Mourning Bride includes as its first line, “Music hath charms to soothe the wild beast, to soften rocks, or bend a knotted oak,” implying that the rhythm and sounds in music can calm even one with a violent, aggressive nature. In the matter of my clarinet playing, it has a quite different effect!

WONDERFUL SUMMERTIME!

 

THE FLY WHO BUGGED ME

For whatever the reason, there was a sudden invasion of flies in my apartment a few days ago and, rather than fill the place with toxic insecticide fumes to annihilate them, I went for the direct approach and attacked them with my trusty fly swatter.  One by one, I stalked and hunted the little varmints, executing the kill with amazing accuracy, although I must tell you... I discovered there was one fly much bigger than the rest.