SUMMER VACATION HIGHLIGHTS

MARILYN MONROE'S 100TH YEAR CELEBRATION!

The iconic Marilyn Monroe, who died in 1962 at the age of 36, would have turned 100 years old on June 1, 2026. So celebrations have been planned around the world. She was my first crush and has been number one of my Top Ten favorite sexy girls of the Silver Screen list.

But the fact that the Sex Goddess of my youth becomes 100 years old today, makes me realize time has come to start packing my belongings and commence preparing for that long voyage into the afterlife!

OSCAR NIGHT 2026

This is what happens when old geezers like me watch the Oscars when you haven't seen any of the nominated films and you couldn't care less about the nominees. ( Thank God for Marilyn Monroe!)

VALENTINE'S DAY 2026!

Just be careful when smelling the roses!

Anyway...enjoy your Valentine's Day!

THE DAY I MET MARILYN MONROE!!

                                                       Marilyn Monroe, the wax figure, I mean!

NO MORE LONELY NIGHTS (OR DAYS)!

Is your life dull, boring, listless, empty and completely devoid of excitement? In other words, have you become an apathetic, lackadaisical sorry imitation of a human being? Well, you can forget about that and begin to enjoy your days with this fabulous alternative to lonely days and/or nights!

 Introducing the Celebrity Life-Size-Cutouts Party Kit! 

Yes! For only a nominal monthly fee you can rent (with an option to buy), these fantastic life-size celebrity cutouts to fill your sad, cold and empty apartment! There is a vast and almost unlimited stock of celebrities, past and present, to choose from. And you can interchange and replace them whenever you like to fit your moods or seasons. Feeling nostalgic? There's Marilyn, Bogie, Laurel & Hardy and Raquel to refresh your memories of better times! Maybe you're playful...then get Willie Wonka or perhaps thrills and adventure are your cup of tea. If so,  Sean Connery as 007, or Steve McQueen as Bullitt can lead the way.

Want something current in politics? Vote for Kamala Harris! Or if sexy and luscious is more to your taste, then why not invite Mariah Carey, Taylor Swift, Britney Spears or Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Elaine Benes to a delightful and intimate evening? Whatever turns you on, we've got it! 

Transform your dingy, cold apartment from this............................................................To this!

Yes, folks! It's just that simple.

(Notice: The guy in the center of the picture wearing the tuxedo is not included. He's just a client. )

Special thanks to Photoshop!

VALENTINE'S DAY, 2024!

After many years of singlehood, I think maybe the time has come to replace my Cupid,

 whose on target average has been 00.00!

In the meantime, may I wish everyone a Happy Valentine's Day with these great pictures of my favorite blonde, Marilyn Monroe!

THE SEVENTY YEAR ITCH

MARILYN MONROE : The "Mmmm" Girl.

                                          Marilyn Monroe was born June 1st, 1926. 

WIKIPEDIA: "Marilyn Monroe was an American actress, model, and singer. Famous for playing comedic "blonde bombshell" characters, she became one of the most popular sex symbols of the 1950s and early 1960s and was emblematic of the era's sexual revolution."

Marilyn Monroe's career as an actress spanned 16 years. She made 29 films, 24 in the first 8 years of her career. The Internet Movie Data Base lists 33 films to her credit which includes shorts and TV appearances.

So much has been written about her, it is quite pointless to dwell on her career and life details here. 

All I can say for myself is that she had sex appeal, charm and talent comparable to no other actress before or since. She has become an icon for several generations and is one of the very few personalities from the 50s that is instantly recognizable today.

Some interesting facts about her:

The licensing of Marilyn's name and likeness, handled world-wide by Curtis Management Group, reportedly nets the Monroe estate about $2 million a year.

The first time she signed an autograph as Marilyn Monroe, she had to ask how to spell it. 

She didn't know where to put the "i" in "Marilyn".

Often carried around the book, "The Biography of Abraham Lincoln."

There are over 600 books written about her.

When she was told that she was not the star in Gentlemen Prefer Blondes (1953) she verbally said 

"Well whatever I am, I'm still the blonde."

Her classic shape, according to her dressmaker, is actually measured at 37-23-36.

Although Monroe's famous nude calendar grossed $750,000, 

the actress only got $50 and a bad cold out of it.

Today, 95 years after her birth, Marilyn Monroe is still remembered as one

 of the movies most beautiful and widely admired stars.

Here's one of Marilyn Monroe's better remembered songs, from SOME LIKE IT HOT, 

featuring Jack Lemmon and Tony Curtis.

MARILYN MONROE:

ONE OF THE FEW TRUE LEGENDS OF HOLLYWOOD'S GOLDEN AGE.

Marilyn Monroe on Pinterest 

https://www.pinterest.com.mx/ferllera/marilyn/   

A FEW OF MY FAVORITE THINGS:

As 2021 slowly but surely steps in, and in the aftermath of the sad and shameful events that transpired on January 6th at Capitol Hill, I feel the need to review some of the things that, for me, make life worth living. These favorite things still bring a smile to my face and give me a sense that, in spite of all the idiocy and brutality in the world, there will always be a reason to be thankful and keep my hopes high!

Stan Laurel & Oliver Hardy

Buster Keaton

 

Harold Lloyd

Sean Connery

Cary Grant

Frank Sinatra

Marilyn Monroe

Steve McQueen

Barbara Feldon & Don Adams in GET SMART

Benny Goodman                                            THE PINK PANTHER

 

HUCKLEBERRY HOUND and YOGI BEAR

Mort Drucker

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