THE SIGNALS FROM YOUR HOME APPLIANCES

ACTING 101

CLARINET PRACTICE IN THE BEDROOM...

The snake charmer flute produces a high-pitched, droning sound used to "charm" snakes, which actually react to the visual movement and vibrations of the instrument, not the music.  On the other hand, if the vibrations of a clarinet can charm one of the belts in my closet, then I don't know what! 

VALENTINE'S DAY 2026!

Just be careful when smelling the roses!

Anyway...enjoy your Valentine's Day!

LOVE OUT OF STOCK!

 I've reached a point in my life where love is simply not in the menu and I accept it as one of the many inevitable facts of getting older!

HAPPY THANKSGIVING DAY 2025!

GOOGLING YOU

In the old days, all your first dates were largely based on mutual trust and common interests taken mostly at face value and if you possessed the gift of gab you could easily win your date's confidence.  However, that gave way to a lot of pretending, lying and making up all sorts of deceitful stories.  Google has put an end to those cheap tactics. Now anyone can check up on your bio records and instantly know if you're a fake, an impostor or the real McCoy!

MY GQ STYLE

THE SOUNDS OF OLD AGE

I'm finding out that senior citizens' bodies work in a different way with each passing year.

THROUGH THE LOOKING EYEGLASS!

HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY 2025!

TURNING 74 TODAY!

It's been a long journey but I'm hoping it is far from over!

Portrait of the Cartoonist, as an Old Man on July 3rd, 2025

THINGS I'VE LEARNED SO FAR!

MONSTER BURGER!

I love hamburgers. I even think hamburgers are my most favorite food in the world. But sometimes, hamburgers can be a bit of a problem when certain hamburger joints go nuts with their promotional campaigns and try to outsize the competition. Really, there's no mouth big enough to take a bite out of these massive creations! (However, that doesn't stop me. I'll accept the challenge!)

PHILOSOPHY 101

As you get older, you'll find you stumble into things more often than not.

AWKWARD MOMENTS!

MORAL OF THE STORY : A simple "Hi" would've been enough because you know,

 it was not nice to meet him!

ALEXA'S WAKE UP SCARE!

OUTER SPACE CHRONICLES

HAPPY EASTER 2025!

THE HEAT IS ON!