THE PARALLEL UNIVERSE!

I may be a complete unknown here on earth, but somewhere in a Parallel Universe, I am a celebrity with                                                                   several credits to my name!

                  In this Parallel Universe, I star in a JB 007 sequel : The Old Geezer With The Gun

                    

In this Universe, I become an amazing action performer starring in OPERATION BLASTOFF!

I'm also the mature leading man in an art house film...

An over-the-hill romantic lead in a nostalgic RomCom...

Playing an Old Writer in a classic light comedy...

Getting laughs as an absent-minded film historian in a Screwball Comedy...

...and I even get to play a Cary Grant-type character in a political comedy.

Here,  I'm featured as a Mexican immigrant in a comedic blockbuster!

Finally,  I also get to appear in a slapstick comedy about film buff clubs!

In this Parallel Universe,  I am also drawn as a 

cartoon in a series of animated shorts!!!

So, where is this Parallel Universe at? I want to live there!!!

COME SEPTEMBER

September has traditionally been named the Month of our Homeland in Mexico since it marks the Cry of Dolores on September 16, 1810, the historic moment when Catholic priest Miguel Hidalgo y Costilla rang his church bell in the town of Dolores and called people to rise up against Spanish rule, beginning the Mexican War of Independence.  And stuff like that there.

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A SENIOR JOKE

This began as a private joke made by my grandson Antonio about me during one of my many mishaps with my family in NYC, but I can totally see this becoming a regular series: “The misadventures of Señor Citizen” coming to a bookstore and nursery home near you!

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