Showing posts with label Seniors. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Seniors. Show all posts

Thursday, July 24, 2025

IS THAT THE CLOUD?


Okay. I get it. There is the Cloud, the iCloud, the Google Cloud, the Creative Cloud, the Computing Cloud, the Public Cloud, the Private Cloud, the Hybrid Cloud, the Storage Cloud, the Network Cloud, the Music Cloud and the just plain, ordinary, everyday, cloud you see in the sky. So where in blazes is all my stuff when it goes to The Cloud? 

Thursday, July 3, 2025

TURNING 74 TODAY!


It's been a long journey but I'm hoping it is far from over!



Portrait of the Cartoonist, as an Old Man on July 3rd, 2025

Thursday, June 19, 2025

MONSTER BURGER!


I love hamburgers. I even think hamburgers are my most favorite food in the world. But sometimes, hamburgers can be a bit of a problem when certain hamburger joints go nuts with their promotional campaigns and try to outsize the competition. Really, there's no mouth big enough to take a bite out of these massive creations! (However, that doesn't stop me. I'll accept the challenge!)

Thursday, June 5, 2025

DOING MY OWN STUNTS!

The new MISSION : IMPOSSIBLE movie is out and the stunts done by star Tom Cruise are amazing, plus the fact that he does them all by himself is nothing short of remarkable. However, in all modesty, I must confess I've also done my own stunts all through my life!

Thursday, May 8, 2025

BAD DAY AT THE SUPERMARKET

You know you're doomed when you drop a can of soda at the wrong place and at the wrong time. 
Unfortunately, my Health Insurance doesn't cover being mauled by a tattooed gorilla
 in a supermarket aisle.

Friday, February 21, 2025

The Gulf of Mexico is the Gulf of Mexico is the Gulf of Mexico!


And it will always be the Gulf of Mexico in spite of what any
 random idiot with limited power might decree.

                                               

That's me who said that!

Thursday, January 23, 2025

MY ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE GIRLFRIEND!

When you get to be over 70 and you're single, you realize you are destined to remain basically alone for the rest of your life. Women are not interested in 70 year old guys and you should accept that fact. But do not despair. Thanks to Artificial Intelligence and CGIs, you can enjoy a healthy fake relationship with a non-existent woman! Enjoy yourself...it's later than you think!

Thursday, November 21, 2024

Thursday, August 29, 2024