MONSTER BURGER!

I love hamburgers. I even think hamburgers are my most favorite food in the world. But sometimes, hamburgers can be a bit of a problem when certain hamburger joints go nuts with their promotional campaigns and try to outsize the competition. Really, there's no mouth big enough to take a bite out of these massive creations! (However, that doesn't stop me. I'll accept the challenge!)

HOW OLD AM I ?

The old body joints ain't what they used to be!

DOING MY OWN STUNTS!

The new MISSION : IMPOSSIBLE movie is out and the stunts done by star Tom Cruise are amazing, plus the fact that he does them all by himself is nothing short of remarkable. However, in all modesty, I must confess I've also done my own stunts all through my life!

PHILOSOPHY 101

As you get older, you'll find you stumble into things more often than not.

BAD DAY AT THE SUPERMARKET

You know you're doomed when you drop a can of soda at the wrong place and at the wrong time. 

Unfortunately, my Health Insurance doesn't cover being mauled by a tattooed gorilla

 in a supermarket aisle.

MORE ON ACTING!

The Moment Before Disaster Struck...

What can you say after you say you're sorry?

MORE GOOD AND NOT SO GOOD MOMENTS IN LIFE!

The Gulf of Mexico is the Gulf of Mexico is the Gulf of Mexico!

And it will always be the Gulf of Mexico in spite of what any

 random idiot with limited power might decree.

                                               

That's me who said that!

VALENTINE'S DAY, 2025

And back to the romantic Valentine's Day dinner!

MY ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE GIRLFRIEND!

When you get to be over 70 and you're single, you realize you are destined to remain basically alone for the rest of your life. Women are not interested in 70 year old guys and you should accept that fact. But do not despair. Thanks to Artificial Intelligence and CGIs, you can enjoy a healthy fake relationship with a non-existent woman! Enjoy yourself...it's later than you think!

BACK IN 1951

Now anyone can have their picture on the front page of any newspaper.

Thank you, Photoshop!

The Armchair Philosopher!

ZOOM Filters

When you're doing ZOOM meetings, it's always a good idea to try and look your best!

The World of Cartoon Ideas

Sometimes...no, make that, always it's hard to come up with ideas for cartoons even if you dig deeply into your memory, your subconscious, your past experiences, the news or the world around you. Most of the time when you think you have a good idea, you check around and discover it's already been done by someone else. However, there's another obstacle in coming up with fresh material for a funny cartoon and that is MY BRAIN, which came into being and was developed during the early 1950s so obviously, runs on batteries, is analog-oriented and takes a while to warm up, much like those vintage TV sets!

MORE ABOUT ACTING!

Here's another chapter of my ongoing series of tutorials: "How To Become An Actor Without Really Trying!" 

MAY THE FOURTH BE WITH YOU!

MORE SENIOR DAZE

HOW OLD ARE YOU?

THE AUTUMN YEARS