HOW OLD ARE YOU?

THE AUTUMN YEARS

 

YOU KNOW YOU'RE REALLY OLD WHEN...

As you get on in years, you find yourself a little clumsier, a little more absent-minded and a little more klutzy in every way there is. Don't worry! As an old man, you're expected to drop things, fall constantly everywhere, make inappropriate comments and generally, making a nuisance out of yourself. In short, you become a master of low comedy. That's life!

Google Photos Collage

                             

                                 This is a good example about why nobody should take selfies after 60.

                                            (The top left photo was taken in 1969. See my point?)

STILL MORE SENIOR MOMENTS

And of course, this happens when I go into the kitchen, the bathroom, the bedroom, the supermarket, 

the shopping mall, etc. (And also, sometimes I open my laptop and forget what was I going to do!!!)

ANOTHER INSTALLMENT OF THE GOOD AND THE NOT SO GOOD!

 

WORST TRIP EVER!

 The trip I try to forget but keeps haunting my nightmares:

One week in Los Angeles with my decrepit old father, who still insisted on sitting at the driver's seat in spite of being obviously unfit to drive. The times we almost crashed, ran over pedestrians or hit stationary objects were too numerous to recount. And when I was not having a heart seizure inside the car, we were wandering aimlessly inside every 99 cent and bargain store the old man could find. 

I never went on another trip with him until he finally kicked the bucket.

The Mental Spinning Wheel!

I've found it is an inescapable truth:  your memory decreases as your age increases.

But, on the other hand, your memory decreases as your age increases, although your memory decreases as your age increases. 

Someday, Sometime, This Will Happen To You!