SIX MONTHS IN ANOTHER TOWN

I moved into a new town six months ago and I still feel very much out of place. No familiar faces anywhere and none of my friends live nearby. Anyway, I guess I'll get used to it as the weeks drag by and I finish settling in, but in the meantime, I'll have to get used to this rather uncomfortable feeling!

PICK UP AFTER YOUR DOG!

I do not have a dog and I do not intend to have one ever again...I had enough mutts when I was growing up, and later, when my son was a small kid. Those times are past. But the question persists:

why do so many dog owners forget to pick up after their flea-bitten mongrels? 

Mistaking the Hamper with the Trash Bin!

If you keep your hamper next to your trash bin, this may someday happen!

(Spoken from experience!)

SENIOR FITNESS REGIME

Exercising after 70 is a breeze! Who knew?

Entering 2022!

Every time we start a new year we hope it'll be better than the one before. This time is no different. 

We may have our doubts about the future what with the pandemic still going on and such, but one thing is certain: nothing will stop the march of time so... get on with it, dammit!

 

The Fabulous Grim Reaper Chair!

My Annual Christmas Wish List!

I've been wishing for Raquel Welch since way back in the 1960s...and still no dice. Of course, I mean the REAL Raquel Welch and not the pin-up posters Santa keeps delivering every year! 

Is my wish too far-fetched and ridiculous?  You be the judge!

My Elf On The Shelf and the Squid Game

 

Apparently, my ELF ON THE SHELF has been watching a lot of the Squid Game. 

His pranks this year were a little bit extreme.

Our Winter Apparel.

 

You know the Christmas Season has begun when...

Everywhere you go, you find thousands of Xmas related merchandise...with ridiculous price tags!

HOW OLD AM I?

I remember those went out of style when mini-skirts became the new fad! 

 

THE AFTERMATH OF THANKSGIVING!

Two days after the delicious Thanksgiving turkey dinner, there are still some goodies leftover if you just look around!

 

The Weight of Your Own Thoughts

 MORE LESSONS IN LIFE 

HALLOWEEN 2021

When you're getting on in years, there's one knock on the door you don't want to answer!

 

The Password Hassle!

Keeping your personal data private and secure is admittedly very important but constantly changing all your passwords on every account, website, social network and application is just too much for an old geezer like me to handle!

 

APRIL FOOL'S DAY!

Don't let it fool you!  The pandemic is not over yet!

 

HOLIDAY WEEK, CORONAVIRUS STYLE

 

The temptation of taking off for a vacation week at the beach or any other nice and peaceful resort is much too hard to resist but...times won't allow for any weakness.  So instead, I'm staying locked at home and having a great holiday sitting in front of the TV set.  Drat!

THE NEW MATH

What's the deal with the new mathematics kids are learning these days?  

               I mean, math was never my best subject but now I really feel like a complete dummkopf! 

(Which of course I may well be, but why advertise myself?)

One Of Those Days!

Yes, some days it seems everything is out to get you!

 

WORK IN THE SUN!

 

Some beach activities sound better than they really are!