GOOGLING YOU

In the old days, all your first dates were largely based on mutual trust and common interests taken mostly at face value and if you possessed the gift of gab you could easily win your date's confidence.  However, that gave way to a lot of pretending, lying and making up all sorts of deceitful stories.  Google has put an end to those cheap tactics. Now anyone can check up on your bio records and instantly know if you're a fake, an impostor or the real McCoy!

OKTOBERFEST

I don't like beer but October has many other amenities worth exploring!

THINGS I'VE LEARNED SO FAR!

MY ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE GIRLFRIEND!

When you get to be over 70 and you're single, you realize you are destined to remain basically alone for the rest of your life. Women are not interested in 70 year old guys and you should accept that fact. But do not despair. Thanks to Artificial Intelligence and CGIs, you can enjoy a healthy fake relationship with a non-existent woman! Enjoy yourself...it's later than you think!

THINGS THAT MAKE YOU GO, HMMM!

MORE ABOUT ACTING!

Here's another chapter of my ongoing series of tutorials: "How To Become An Actor Without Really Trying!" 

ACTING! Part 2

 Pretending you're a Champion Runner...

...one minute before you get charley's horse!

ACTING!

With the Academy Awards Ceremony coming up next month, it is with great joy and pride that I submit my nomination for acting in a real life drama.

YESTERDAY, LOVE WAS SUCH AN EASY GAME TO PLAY!

On tour in Guadalajara with actress Irlanda Mora and an unidentified girl, many, many, many years ago! We were appearing with a comedy play in a local night club and we were taping some promo footage for local TV channels to advertise the show. 

 This photo also proves I've met some women in my time! 

THE PEACOCK EFFECT

 Watching the girls jog by.

THE GIRLS' WAITING ROOM

A Pretty Girl Is Like A Melody!

 A SALUTE TO THE SEXY GIRLS OF ENTERTAINMENT!

Someone said : "If we all had the same taste in women, we'd all be married to the same girl!"

Whether that's true or even possible, it is a fact that we all have different tastes in almost everything, including women. 

And as years roll along, I find myself reminiscing about all those beautiful girls of films and television that captured my imagination and became the subject of many a daydream, not only during my youth but well into my autumn years.

So here's a toast to some of those magnificent women and the wonderful dreams they provided me over the years...

(There were a lot more but I won't go into that right now.)

Jean Harlow

                                                                                                                                   Thelma Todd

                                                                        Jane Russell

Lauren Bacall  Rita Hayworth

Ann Sheridan

 Ava Gardner    

 Yvonne de Carlo

Marilyn Monroe

Anne Francis

 

Sophia Loren

Anita Ekberg

 

Kim Novak

Virna Lisi

                                                                           Elke Sommer

Ursula Andress

Daniela Bianchi

 Stella Stevens

Honor Blackman

Claudine Auger

Barbara Feldon

Natalie Wood

                                                                                                                          Suzanne Pleshette

Catherine Deneuve

Raquel Welch

Jacqueline Bisset

Jill St. John

Farrah Fawcett

Lynda Carter

Michelle Pfeiffer                                            Barbara Bach 

Caroline Munro

Diane Lane

Bo Derek

Charlize Theron

Angelina Jolie

Sharon Stone

Kim Cattrall

Christina Applegate                                                             Kate Upton

Amy Adams                                                                Brooklyn Decker

Catherine Zeta Jones                                                                     Uma Thurman

Margot Robbie

Jennifer Lopez