Breakfast Tips

THE CHICKEN OR THE EGG?

And the existential question persists : Who came first?

My 2022 Christmas Tree

After a long decorating process, my Christmas Tree is finally ready and set to welcome all sorts of

 Holiday Cheer!

MIDNIGHT MESSAGE!

 It's way past midnight. You are half asleep. Suddenly, you hear a ping from your iPhone as it lights up.

You reach for it in a frenzy. Who's sending you a message at this hour? What's wrong? Is it a car crash? Someone's dead? An earthquake is gonna hit? Martians have landed? NO!   

It's just one of those stupid alerts!

FIGHTING THE WORLD!

As one gets older, the entire world seems to be heading into a different direction than you. Why is that?

The Witch Doctor.

I have never been to a psychiatrist or a psychologist and have never attended any kind of therapy or counseling but consulting a Witch Doctor has always intrigued me.

A FOUNTAIN OF WISDOM

The social networks are full of deep thoughts, brainy quotes, personal growth advice, lessons in life, moral counseling and introspective comments, which may or may not influence people, as I've repeatedly stated in this blog. Of course, I have learned a lot from these wise and witty posts myself and ever so often, I contribute and share my own deep thoughts here, since I have become a veritable fountain of wisdom. Hence, here I go! Enjoy and learn, folks!

THE SEVENTY YEAR ITCH

STILL MORE SENIOR MOMENTS

And of course, this happens when I go into the kitchen, the bathroom, the bedroom, the supermarket, 

the shopping mall, etc. (And also, sometimes I open my laptop and forget what was I going to do!!!)

THE PEACOCK EFFECT

 Watching the girls jog by.

THE SELF-FRISKING TECHNIQUE

And as you grow older, some things become essential, like the self-frisking technique before you leave the house...

The End of the Holidays?

 

ACCORDION IN HELL

I took accordion lessons way, way back in Grade School. 

According to this FAR SIDE cartoon by Gary Larson, does that mean I'm going to end up 

at the place down below?

 

Since I know you're all dying to know, here's a close up of the Hohner Accordion Model that I used to play. The expression on my face on the picture at right, tells everything about the joy I felt about learning this instrument. 

The New Stand-Up Comedy Rules?

ST. PATRICK'S DAY FOR THE NON-IRISH

Of course, you don't need to be Irish to celebrate St. Patrick's Day!

May the leprechauns dance over your bed and bring you sweet dreams. 

Cheers!

UNSOLVED MYSTERIES!

When your bedroom faces a farm, these questions pop into your mind!

 

DOG CHASING MAN

One of the special problems about living in a rural area is that you find a lot of playful stray dogs around who take enormous delight in chasing old guys going out for a walk, like me!

LOST ALIENS FROM BEYOND

I guess there's no WAZE in outer space!

SKEET SHOOTING AT THE PANDEMIC

More activities to spend the pandemic lockdown...which is still going on as of this month in 2022!

THE YEAR OF THE TIGER!

The Tiger (虎) is the third of the 12-year cycle of animals which appear in the Chinese zodiac related to the Chinese calendar. The Year of the Tiger is associated with the Earthly Branch symbol 寅.

The Year of the Tiger begins on 1 February 2022 and ends 21 January 2023.

Thank heaven for Wikipedia!