WHEN YOU READ SOMEONE YOU KNOW HAS PASSED ON...

 

I CAN DREAM, CAN'T I? (from the song of the same name).

 

A VERY HEARTFELT THANK YOU NOTE

To all my friends and relatives who sent nice comments, congratulations, compliments and good wishes on my 50th Anniversary as a Cartoonist, I thank you all from the bottom of my heart! I tried to answer each and every one of you personally but if I missed someone, here's a big THANK YOU to cover you all! And I'm hoping to hear from you again on my next 50th!

The Not-Anti-Virus-Mask

                              Sometimes, wearing a mask doesn't really protect you from danger.

CORONAVIRUS VS. TOILET PAPER

Frankly, I fail to see the power of toilet paper against the Coronavirus but people are stocking up in droves with it, so I guess somehow they've found it has some unfathomable powers to stop the virus.

The Lizard and I

I had a small intruder slip into my apartment over the last weekend. It was a little brown garden lizard, the variety commonly known as a skink or, more precisely, a Lampropholis Guichenoti.
I was fixing my breakfast when suddenly, the little creature sprinted out from under the fridge and scared the bejesus out of me. At first I just saw a dashing blur but then it stopped abruptly and I could see the tiny reptile very clearly. I was relieved but when I tried to catch it and return it to the yard, the diminutive dickens ran out on me and hid somewhere else.  The lizard remained nowhere to be found until this morning when I saw it again on the carpet beside my desk, just lying there, motionless. I slowly grabbed a small Tupperware container and trapped it with a swift move.  The lizard is now back in its natural habitat at the backyard, however I still wonder where the devil did he get in here in the first place since I live on a third floor!

HOME ALONE

                        SOMETIMES, LIVING BY YOURSELF CAN TAKE ITS TOLL!

LORD OF THE IDIOTS.

THE CHRISTMAS RACE!

                   Christmas is a race to see which gives out first...your money or your feet!

THANKSGIVING TURKEYS!

And here's the famous and nostalgic Norman Rockwell painting from 1943, 

"FREEDOM FROM WANT":

THE WORLD BACK IN ANCIENT TIMES.

MESSAGE FROM THE WHITE HOUSE!

And now, here's a brief sound bite from my morning conference at the White House. (Not the actual White House in Washington, D.C., but just a white house).

Thank you, very much!

The Mental Spinning Wheel!

I've found it is an inescapable truth:  your memory decreases as your age increases.

But, on the other hand, your memory decreases as your age increases, although your memory decreases as your age increases. 

LESSONS IN LIFE # 1

The Mighty 68!

                                          Another great moment in my birthday history!

At The Crack of Dawn...

As the body becomes older, the joints and bones become creakier and noisier as I've come to realize every time I get up from bed.  Each morning becomes a veritable symphony of onomatopoeia reminiscent of those old Don Martin cartoons from MAD magazine!

YOU KNOW YOU NEED ROMANCE WHEN:

Someday, Sometime, This Will Happen To You!

And on a more personal note...

                         Without question, I think this is the best photo of me ever taken. Period.

THE FACEBOOK REBELLION

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