Showing posts with label comedy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label comedy. Show all posts

Thursday, March 2, 2023

Thursday, February 9, 2023

ACTING!

With the Academy Awards Ceremony coming up next month, it is with great joy and pride that I submit my nomination for acting in a real life drama.

Friday, December 16, 2022

MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT : MY NFT TRADING CARD IS HERE!

                                                          MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT!
          My official NFT Limited Edition Trading Card is here! If you were looking for the perfect Christmas gift this is it! Unlike other Trading Card collections, there is only one single card design available so you know exactly what you're getting when you buy it! And the price is unbeatable! Only .99 cents each! At this price, even my late father, who was a real cheapskate, would have jumped into the deal!  Furthermore, you can even buy as many as you like and there's not even a remote chance these will be sold out because I can make as many as I want! Don't miss this excellent opportunity to own a great NFT which will never increase its resale value and will probably never be offered on eBay or any other collectors' page.  


                               Only .99 cents, folks! 
(Incidentally, NFT means Not For Trading) 

Tuesday, December 13, 2022

Thursday, December 8, 2022

The Celebrity Grim Reaper

Many celebrities have died during the last few months of 2022 which leads me to believe there is a special Grim Reaper whose specialty is doing away with well known names and who works overtime as the year comes to a close. 

Thursday, November 24, 2022

HAPPY THANKSGIVING DAY!

I guess this is the one that got away, but hopefully you'll be having a delicious turkey dinner today. Enjoy!


“Freedom From Want” by Norman Rockwell, 1943.

Thursday, November 17, 2022

MIDNIGHT MESSAGE!

 It's way past midnight. You are half asleep. Suddenly, you hear a ping from your iPhone as it lights up.
You reach for it in a frenzy. Who's sending you a message at this hour? What's wrong? Is it a car crash? Someone's dead? An earthquake is gonna hit? Martians have landed? NO!   
It's just one of those stupid alerts!

Monday, November 14, 2022

Google Photos Collage

                             

                                 This is a good example about why nobody should take selfies after 60.

                                            (The top left photo was taken in 1969. See my point?)